Friday, December 3, 2010

Spanish Wedding Rsvp Wording

Aubendienst Welcome!



Hurrah!

What is today? Ah yes, the third of December. From then on a lucky day, because today I got the chance to direct my career all over again in another direction! I, even I personally, have received letters from Christian Schroeder, namely by mail. He offered me a job after he appeared to my application somewhere has found.

Strangely expression? No - it's just Aubendienst slang! But please read for yourself:

Dear

I Rentaki Christian Schroeder and I have an offer for you! Our company
Jasckson Logistic currently analyzing new employees! We have your application we found are available for some time and now want
we offer you a place of our AuBendienstvertreter.
What speaks for it? No previous experience necessary! we make a free training for you if you cooperate with us.

See what we offer:

site: AuBendienstvertreter

conditions:
German nationality,
fluently German,
basic knowledge of Microsoft Word and Microsoft Excel, basic knowledge of consumer electronics

PC with email and lyrics the emails min. to test them 2 times daily
printer, scanner
voluntarily chosen


Description:

- Letters from our employees regularity received
- draw up a report and forward it to send to the Chief Manager (If the employee is a top manager subordinates),
- the arrived mail , gemaB our rules, forward,
- the documents, containing all the details of the articles BE COMPLETED (The employee gets all the documents for export, each package by email),
- ship the merchandise.

Personal qualities: honesty


sociability
Teamfahigkeit
courtesy

compensation commensurate:
40th per each successfully sent mail (ca.3000. monthly) by check or by money transfer once a month.


If you are interested, write me at: job.ulrichraade @ gmail.com


Thanks, Chris Schroeder
HR Department
Jasckson Logistic



Is not that just grand? And that insolent mail sorter Gmail has actually moved into my spam folder. Yes, Google's, go only pretending. First you let some of you, yet unknown, requiring neighbors that our house is to be pixelated wait (only in two weeks Assembly is the owner, tar and feathers are ready!), and then you bring me a hair of my career!



pleased with this mail I am in many ways:
  1. "Dear" - now that's a title! Finally someone recognizes that names are but smoke and mirrors!
  2. Conditions: Printer, Scanner, German fluently and have voluntarily chosen. Everything at the start, Christian Schroeder!
  3. Personal characteristics as a prerequisite: courtesy and - yeah - socializing! In the witness-speech means "sociable" but "he has missed no opportunity for drinking" ... here obviously fundamental condition! Liver olé!
  4. The sender: a mail from "hong" You do not get every day!
  5. And the best: the payment. Pardong, compensation commensurate. There are actually 40th (Read: 40 points) for each mailing sent. How much is a. worth? Yahoo Finance does not know this currency. I'm assuming that it is (to €.) Is a conversion rate of 1:1 is. 3000th monthly. And just for the drunkenness and and have voluntarily chosen to be. Sounds great.
So now I will to the Lord Schroeder times of my secret spam-mail account to write out a job application. If your soon not hear from me, it's up to my new dynamic activity in Aubendienst!

Quite greets excited
Tinifeliz

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